Our new, even more hilarious, high-quality prank is here! Great for pranking friends, family, the wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend who is home waiting for the postie — pretty much anyone. Even if they don’t embarrass easily, this’ll be sure to change that!
As usual with our pranks, first impressions are everything! They’ve gotta be convincing for them to work, which is why we ensure they are designed to the highest quality (no home printer and Comic Sans font used here). Anyone receiving this would actually be convinced that it’s come from a real used sex toy company!
Our full-colour, double-sided, printed bubble mailers are the initial prank, but the fun doesn’t stop there! Inside the bulging, engorged-shaped mailer is a tube with some Haribos inside, and also a customer receipt and warranty card for their new, used sex toy… well, not quite… more like a sparkly little glitter explosion! Who knew that glitter and used toys would make recycling sexy!
Each Used Sex Toy prank comes with 2nd class postage included as standard, but there are options for both Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 with Signatures for maximum effectiveness! The postie is most definitely gonna be laughing inside, avoiding eye contact! Haha!
Over the years, we've had so many people copy our pranks, and to be honest, they look ridiculously poor and utterly shit! Some crappy sticker design made in Microsoft Word or Paint, from their home printer, stuck on a box — hardly believable and doesn't fool anyone! With us, you always get the highest quality in both the design and the prank itself!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE NUMBER ONE!